A Bit About Myself

Good evening, viewing public. I know that many of you have been lured here by the sensuous title of this web-log (or "blog", as the kids today seem to call it), but I believe that you, as my fabulous readers, deserve to know the man behind the latest entry in the wildly successful lineage of Bored Housewife & Sons Publishing Company, the nation's foremost publisher of tasteful erotica. My name is Al B. Joyhouse. I am a retired English teacher from Connecticut. I currently reside in the wonderful city of Columbus, OH with my beautiful wife, Mrs. Rhea Antevane-Joyhouse, and our two teenage children, Malcolm and Miranda. A first-time author, this is my first thrust (pun intended) into the exciting world of erotic fiction. When my wife broached the subject with a hearty "You're retired, but that doesn't mean you should sit on your ass all day and wait for death!", I was unsure if erotic fiction was right for me. Then I had a zen moment: I would write about a time period no erotic writer has delved into before. A time of intrigue and danger, religious fervor and sexual desire. Therefore, i present to you, my masterwork. A soon-to-be-published novel (complete with editor's notes). The next great erotic novel. I give you...

Tyranny: A Love Story

or

Love in the Time of the Spanish Inquisition

or

Tortillas and SEX TIME!

by

Al B. Joyhouse